anime trash

i refuse to apologize

If you present to me Taco Bell, caramel, and a variety of cheap Japanese snack foods I will marry you no lie.



i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you


(via k3llyb3an)

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers